Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. -Sam Ewing

Tonight my children had the following argument while walking through a crowded Wal-Mart:

Little Bean: Ewww!! Bras!
Rough Stuff: Mom wears a bra!
Me: Thank you. Very nice. 
Little Bean: She does not! MOM NEVER WEARS A BRA!
Me: (mumbling) Fabulous. Please stop. 
Rough Stuff: She does too!
Me: Yes, mommy wears a bra. Enough now. 
Little Bean: DOES NOT. Mom has NEVER worn a bra.
Me: ENOUGH! Hush!
Rough Stuff: She does too. Remember? They're so big I can stick my WHOLE head in...like a helmet!
Wal-Mart employee: (Giggling without shame) Kids are so funny!
Me: Yes. Hysterical. 
Little Bean: (mortified) That was your bra??

Yep. Everybody is a comedian. 

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