Things like...
- There is a hole between your buttocks. -Wailer (Indeed there is.)
- I'm trying to annoy Little Bean because... -Rough Stuff (As if there is a reason for this.)
- I wonder if pretzels bounce?- Wailer (They do not.)
- She called me a damn cheese!- Little Bean (Um...okay. Ignore her?)
- How do you clean poop out of your shoe? -Skiffy (Note to amateur parents: NEVER ASK WHY-you don't really want to know the answer.)
- Would you rather eat a shoe or a gun? I'd rather eat a shoe. -Rough Stuff (Is there a 3rd option?)
- Hey watch! I'm wearing a bra...haha. -Litttle Bean (Lord, help us.)
- Did you and Dad ever have sex? -Rough Stuff (At least five times dear.)
- Is that what you're always looking in your butt for? -Skiffy (I overheard this. I did NOT ask why.)
- Why is there turquoise ink in your butt crack? -Keeper of the Herd (Sometimes I forget not to ask why.)
- These pickles taste like an old car. -Rough Stuff (She continued to eat them and Aspie concurred.)
- What day is the Fourth of July on? -Skiffy (This is your brain on puberty.)
- I have a bite on my bone, my skin bone. -Little Bean (I have never seen a skin bone, but this child also has 'feet nails'. Very creative.)
- I wanna man with a slow hand.- Little Bean (Wow...no more retro music around this kiddo.)
