Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. -Sam Ewing
Tonight my children had the following argument while walking through a crowded Wal-Mart:
Little Bean: Ewww!! Bras!
Rough Stuff: Mom wears a bra!
Me: Thank you. Very nice.
Little Bean: She does not! MOM NEVER WEARS A BRA!
Me: (mumbling) Fabulous. Please stop.
Rough Stuff: She does too!
Me: Yes, mommy wears a bra. Enough now.
Little Bean: DOES NOT. Mom has NEVER worn a bra.
Me: ENOUGH! Hush!
Rough Stuff: She does too. Remember? They're so big I can stick my WHOLE head in...like a helmet!
Wal-Mart employee: (Giggling without shame) Kids are so funny!
Me: Yes. Hysterical.
Little Bean: (mortified) That was your bra??
Yep. Everybody is a comedian.
